Meat Clown (Species)

Description
Meat Clowns (Often called Billy Rolls) are a species of carbon-based life form typically found in the h♓︎♋︎⬧︎♎︎(∅♒︎', ⬥︎♎︎♋︎❑︎⬥︎, and occasionally floating islands. Since these dimensions (excluding the floating islands) are pretty secluded, it's pretty rare to see a Meat Clown in person. Despite this, they migrate from one dimension to another in hordes 45 time after Bean Day. This event is where crowds of carbon based life forms of several differences gather along and watch tons of Meat Clowns bounce along the hills towards the Gateway.

Several meat clowns are commonly seen as clown faces wrapped in gold-colored tinfoil. They can be different colors, such as silver, redd, ÅåǺǻḀḁĂăẶẮắEẰằẲẴȂÂâẬ, and Void. One of the more less-known variants of the Meat Clown is the Grizzly Roll. It resembles a regular Billy-roll upon first inspection, except for the fact it has a cartoony-looking bear face. The Grizzly Roll's face is themed after the original Meat Clown, hence the similarities between itself and it's more common brethren.

Values of different meats
Technically, the meat clowns cannot be purchased. Since they're a protected species by order of the alternate Peace Lord Council, if you attempt to sell them, you will be hunted down and prosecuted by one of the many Peace Lords in the multiverse. Just be wary that the following list will not be an actual given price, but an estimate. The main currency in the primary Meat Clown habitats are Spingles, so we'll be using them.

Average Meat Clown: 25.❑︎♎︎ Spingles

Grizzly Roll: 50.♓︎♋︎❑︎ Spingles

Sooch Roll: Unknown (best guess is around 35 monet)

We are currently doing research on the different kinds of Meat Clown.

Trivia

 * They are supposedly made from Sooch in realms 403, 405, 411, and more.
 * Meat Clowns were supposedly invented by Jared Meats, who was interested in the study of sentience. The rumor goes like this: Jared Meats was experimenting with different fluids and meats, until he fused a vial of strange goop with Sooch. He wrapped it in foil to secure it, only to have it emerge from inanimation and break free. This experimental piece of Sooch then went on to duplicate and make itself at home in the majority of sub-zones 400, to realms up to 521. These realms are now known as the habitat for the Meat Clowns.